I am an 11 year old parakeet lover and professionally sponsored full time bungee jumper. My father is Robert Downey Jr and my mother is Diana, Goddess of the Moon. My hobbies include knitting quilts and playing with my collection of fully automatic assault rifles.

22nd November 2010

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sparkthots asked: So what is the truth about the robot apocalypse anyway?

Good question. The truth about the robot apocalypse is that it’s a slow apocalypse. Nuclear wars are all over in seconds. The robot apocalypse starts small. Badly microwaved dinners, inexpertly ironed shirts. You lose a few chess games. Eventually, you start losing all of them. Some days your car won’t start; some days your rocket won’t start. You can’t get on the Internet. You look around and begin to wonder if the faces you see are really human faces. Then one day - quietly - you realize there’s nothing left of the world you knew.

  1. sparkthots said: losing chess games? oh dear. that really is a terrible truth. not that i wouldn’t lose every one without a robot apocalypse. the question is… if everyone is losing chess games… who is winning them? I guess that would be the robots.
  2. keepyourselfcold posted this